What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 18:41

-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?
Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!